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The questions real owners actually asked me: lock-in, payments, data, stopping, and what happens if I disappear. Most came from the trades, where Bally started; they apply to any business that runs on its phone.
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The three I get every time.
If you only read three, read these. Everything else is grouped into ten chapters below, so you can go straight to the part you actually care about instead of scrolling past sixty rows.
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So what is this thing actually: a website, or a robot that answers my phone?
It is a website, and on the bigger builds an AI front desk sits on top of it. It catches every missed call and texts the customer back in 30 seconds in your voice, answers website messages, books in jobs, and grabs their number for you.
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Is the AI front desk pretending to be me?
No. It says it’s the assistant for your business, never claims to be you. You read every word it’s allowed to say before it goes live.
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Why is this so cheap? ServiceTitan was $600 a month and useless.
I’m one guy in Ontario, not an office tower in Denver. No sales team, no investors, no quotas. The flip side: I’m one guy. I’d rather you know that upfront.
Part one · What it is, and how it runs
Chapters 01 to 05: what it is, and how it runs
Chapter 01 / 10 · 6 answers
What is this thing?
The plain description, and what happens to all of it the day you sell the business.
So what is this thing actually: a website, or a robot that answers my phone?
Is the AI front desk pretending to be me?
Why is this so cheap? ServiceTitan was $600 a month and useless. What am I missing?
When I sell the business in 3-5 years, does the website just come with it?
Does having this stuff actually make the business worth more on paper, or is it just an expense the buyer’s going to want to cut?
Three years from now when I’m sitting across from a buyer, what exactly do I tell him he’s getting?
Chapter 02 / 10 · 4 answers
Why do I need it?
Whether it’s worth the money when your phone already rings enough to keep you busy.
When somebody messages me and I am under a sink, what happens?
I get 2 calls a week from the Yellow Pages. If I spend $6,000 a year on this and still get 2 calls a week, am I just lighting money on fire?
Who’s calling the leads? Because right now my office gal calls them back within 10 minutes.
If this stuff was so great, why isn’t every plumber already doing it?
Chapter 03 / 10 · 8 answers
How does it actually work?
What the assistant is allowed to say on your behalf, and the things it never says.
If somebody asks how much to replace a hot water tank, what does the front desk tell them?
If the assistant tells a customer their furnace install is $4,000 and the real number is $7,500, am I on the hook?
How does this thing know what I do? Does it know I do plumbing and not roofs?
The text-back thing: does it come from my business number or some random 1-800?
Does the assistant write in Polish? Some of my older customers don’t speak English well.
Are you going to text my existing customer list? Because of that anti-spam law.
Does the review request go out even if the job went bad?
Who answers when a customer calls at 9pm Saturday in February when their furnace dies?
Chapter 04 / 10 · 6 answers
What does install actually mean?
The first seven days, how much of your time it costs, and what stays exactly as it is.
Walk me through exactly what the first 7 days look like: how many hours of my time?
I have a (519) number I’ve had for 22 years. You’re not making me change it?
I already have a website with Google reviews linked to it. Are you replacing all that?
You write the website words. Can I read it before it goes live? Can my wife fix it?
Does this need to plug into QuickBooks?
Do I have to give you the login to my Google Business Profile?
Chapter 05 / 10 · 5 answers
What changes day-to-day?
What actually lands differently once it is live: for you, for your office, for a buyer.
Does this thing text my customers without asking me first?
If the buyer wants to roll my site into his 4 locations under his brand, can he?
Can my wife pull an invoice for the accountant, or is everything trapped in a dashboard?
How much does the buyer have to learn? My foreman’s not a computer guy.
If I add a second business, my brother’s snow clearing under a different name, is that a second account?
Halfway
I’d rather earn your trust in 30 days than sell you a track record I don’t have.
Part two · Money, exits and trust
Chapters 06 to 10: money, exits and trust
Chapter 06 / 10 · 7 answers
How do I pay?
The real price, the tax situation, the setup fee, and what shows up on the statement.
Is the build price the real price, or does it climb once everything is switched on?
Is this Canadian dollars? Plus HST?
Is there a setup fee on top of the build?
What’s the price in two years? Are you going to do the cable-company thing?
What shows up on the Visa statement: ‘BALLY’ or ‘STRIPE’ or what?
Who pays for the text messages? Bell or you?
Can I write this off as a business expense?
Chapter 07 / 10 · 7 answers
What if I cancel?
How you leave, how long it takes, and exactly what you take with you on the way out.
Can I stop the care plan? By text, no fight, no retention department?
Who owns the website when I stop paying?
What happens if I change my mind partway through the build?
What happens to my Google reviews and my Google page if I leave?
What happens to my customer list if I leave?
If I just retire instead of selling, am I on the hook for anything?
If I get ten more jobs a month, great. If I get zero, do I get my money back?
Chapter 08 / 10 · 6 answers
What if it breaks?
Who you actually reach, on a Sunday, and what happens to your business if I’m not here.
When I call that number you put in the ad, do I actually get YOU?
If something breaks Sunday morning and I can’t take calls, do I get you on the phone?
What happens if you get hit by a bus or quit?
You’re one guy. What happens when you take a vacation in July, my busy season?
If something breaks, who fixes it: me, you, or my nephew?
How long have you been doing this? Can I talk to other tradespeople you work with?
Chapter 09 / 10 · 7 answers
What about my data?
Where your customers’ information sits, who can touch it, and how you get all of it back.
Where is my customer’s information sitting? On some server in China?
Do customers have to agree to be texted? Is there a checkbox?
If you write reviews for me on Google, is that legal?
Do you get the login to my Google Business Profile?
Can I export everything to a spreadsheet whenever I want? My accountant will ask.
If the AI says something stupid that gets me sued, is that on your insurance or mine?
Is the website accessible for people who use a screen reader or keyboard?
Chapter 10 / 10 · 6 answers
Will this lock me in?
The agreement, the domain, the assets, and the parts I genuinely cannot promise you.
Is there a contract? Multi-year? Auto-renew traps?
Is the domain registered in your name or mine?
Can I get in writing that everything you build belongs to my corporation?
If I die tomorrow, what does my wife do?
Show me a real tradesperson I can phone, not a yoga studio.
How do I know you’ll still be in business in 5 years?
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Now that you’ve read it, book the call.
15 minutes. I look at your Google listing on the call and sketch you a version of your site while we talk.